on safari

I asked husband if we could go on a safari when I get there, but he said no, there aren't any animals in Korea. Just people. So I've decided to bring some animals. I invited Maryanne, and she's still thinking about it. She's worried she'll get eaten, but I assured her they only eat dogs. But Maryanne doesn't have her female cat parts anymore, so she won't do much to build the population anyway. Husband suggested I get a meerkat, but I think they look too much like ferrets. I told him I'd rather have a monkey and a baby monkey. Then the baby can ride around clinging to its mother's stomach. I think a monkey would like it in Seoul.